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Spider Web App

The iPhone app that makes your phone appear, in all senses, to have a giant network of cracks and dents all over the screen. Usually occurs after multiple drops or one unfortunate fall down the stairs.
"Dude, what the hell happened to your iPhone?"
"I got the spider web app, man. Tight as hell, right?"
by Lethal Jackson March 3, 2010
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Huge spider web

A giant web that has been waiting all its life for you to accidentally run into and freak out about having a spider on you for the next 30 seconds.
A huge spider web is also called future anxiety
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Chocolate Spider Web

When someone doesn't wipe well enough after a wet dump and the remaining poop dries up in their butt hair...
Jermey ran out of toilet paper and got a *Chocolate Spider Web* in his pantaloons after having explosive diarrhea.
by Lord fartamor August 16, 2021
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Spider Web

Blowing your load on your partners closed eyes. When they open their eyes and the cum stuck to their eye lashes spreads like spider webs.
Man I totaly spider webed these girls last night when I doppler radared them.
by Badpolizei May 24, 2011
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Spider Web

A game played on the front porch of homes in Buffalo, NY. While the rules are not clearly known and or understood, players must on the stairs of said porch and loudly shout "SPIDER WEB, SPIDER WEB, SPIDER WEB!" Loud enough that cars passing by can hear.
Hey a cars comin! "SPIDER WEB! SPIDER WEB! SPIDER WEB!"
by BuffaloveWing August 6, 2017
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A spiderweb is when you are doin your chick and she saus stop before you blow it then you wait till she falls asleep and blow it in her hair
by Mike Smith October 2, 2004
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spider web

A spider web is when you fart and touching two distant objects with your butt, creating a gas cloud that others have to walk through. For example, standing in the door and farting, touching your butt to both door jambs, and yelling, "spider web!"
Everyone was in the room when I felt a big one coming on....I totally let it rip and touched my ass to the tables...creating a big spider web that everyone had to walk through!
by unvmyvw412 October 18, 2010
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