spidermonkey

pubic lice that are extra large., an STI (sexualy transmited insect)

stay away from that hole, she got spidermonkey crawling around.

by ink_addict_rob June 06, 2010

SpiderMonkey

AKA Daniel Stumpf

someone that has no knowledge of being called this but is so by others because of the funny faces while working out

Spidermonkey? ohh, you mean Daniel Stumpf from the Detroit Tigers.

Joe had another spidermonkey workout.

by Power Words June 29, 2018

spidermonkey

horn dog...somebody who is VERY horny!

your new girlfriend is a spidermonkey

by courtney f. March 15, 2005

spidermonkey

A sexual move combining the spiderman and monkey face moves.

"You superman that ho?" "No." "You robocop that ho?" "No." "You spiderman that ho?" "Close, I made that ho a spidermonkey."

by JLinHK May 20, 2008

spidermonkey

A term used in Talladega Nights. Meaning an attack of animal rage.

Also a term used to discribe an intermural team and group of people on MSU's campus in KY. After watching the movie it bacame a rage and everyone wants to be a MG spidermonkey.

"I'm gonna come at you like a spidermonkey"
"Look at you spidermonkeys!"
"Spidermonkeys are awesome and Peguins suck!"

by Msuspidermonkey September 07, 2006

Cutthroat Spidermonkey

A cutthroat Spidermonkey, is another name for a clingy hardass bitch. The name is derived from the word Cutthroat meaning, to have no pitty and able to do anything it takes to get what one wants. A spider monkey is a tropical forest monkey that, once it finds its mate, never leaves it side, thus very clingy.

Raashmi is a Cutthroat Spidermonkey.

by ihatechris! October 25, 2011

spidermonkey

A label, usually said to describe someone who likes rock, metal and/or punk music. Usually grunge music.

Used as an insult by some, used as a compliment by others.

Also linked to: grungers, rockers, moshers

Oi! You spidermonkey!

by TwoFingersMcLucky April 14, 2004