spidermonkey

Simply elite.

Spidermonkey > you

by A fan. March 24, 2004

Spidermonkey

To howl like a monkey while shooting sperm onto your partner's limbs as if tying them to the bed with a webbing only to have intercourse with them afterwards.

I can't wait to Spidermonkey, I get to put the prime in primate!

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

spidermonkey

pubic lice that are extra large., an STI (sexualy transmited insect)

stay away from that hole, she got spidermonkey crawling around.

by ink_addict_rob June 6, 2010

SpiderMonkey

AKA Daniel Stumpf

someone that has no knowledge of being called this but is so by others because of the funny faces while working out

Spidermonkey? ohh, you mean Daniel Stumpf from the Detroit Tigers.

Joe had another spidermonkey workout.

by Power Words June 29, 2018

Spidermonkey

Bella Swan. The main character in the Twilight series.

Edward Cullen to Bella Swan: "You better hold on tight Spidermonkey."

by AmericanReject March 2, 2009

spidermonkey

horn dog...somebody who is VERY horny!

your new girlfriend is a spidermonkey

by courtney f. March 15, 2005

spidermonkey

A sexual move combining the spiderman and monkey face moves.

"You superman that ho?" "No." "You robocop that ho?" "No." "You spiderman that ho?" "Close, I made that ho a spidermonkey."

by JLinHK May 23, 2008