spheard

a hairstyle which consists of a band of hair across the head connecting to a beard, creating a vertical circle of hair around a man's head

that guy's spheard must have taken months to grow

by Dusty Bill April 2, 2007

Spheniscidae

(Noun) Sven-iss-id-ay
The penguin family.

Adjective: Spheniscidine Sven-iss-id-een

Twitcher1: I say old chap, that's a strange looking bird, do you think it belongs to the Spheniscidae?

Twitcher2: No my good man, that is a great auk. An uncommonly fine specimen it is too. Very spheniscidine I do agree.

by Charles K Darwin April 6, 2008

sphee

In the video game FPS "Team Fortress 2" You can play as one of the 9 classes called The spy. And some newer players, normally referred to as an f2p see the class as unique and play it. They normally will miss there shots, attempt to decloak right behind you, and in some rare cases, they will run straight at you with there knife.

TL;DR, New players playing as the spy class in tf2

player1: Lol there's 3 sphees chasing me and failing

by TheInfamousSheep March 18, 2016

Spheniscilogophobia

The fear of Penguins.

Bob: I don't want to go to Antartica
Josh: Why?
Bob: I have Spheniscilogophobia
Josh: What?
Bob: I'm scared of penguins
Josh: ...

by xChev April 23, 2020

Spheare

Spheare is a gifted person who is born every 100 years to never miss or lose in anything. It’s a title given to the highest of all mortals.

Hey is that the current Spheare?!
Friend: Yup, that man just said “Luffy>Naruto”, it’s like the rumours say. He never misses.

by Young God. February 21, 2021

spherical bastard

An individual with few redeeming characteristics. Stems from the fact that spheres appear exactly the same when viewed from any perspective. The phrase is commonly attributed to astronomer Fritz Zwicky.

Scooby's a spherical bastard, since no matter how you look at him, he's still a bastard.

by dziban July 14, 2007

Spheres of Madness

The best Death Metal song in this or any other universe, played by Decapitated.

Guy 1:*Drools*

Guy 2:What's wrong with him?

Guy 3:Must have listened to "Spheres of Madness" by Decapitated. That song will steal your soul, spit on it, stab it repeatedly, kick it until it's bloody all over, then rape it and toss it into a meat grinder, and freeze the giblets for future consumption.

Guy 2:Ah.

by ZiniN December 1, 2007