spez

to wank inapropiately in public

ahh man put that away dont spez

by weinmiste July 14, 2005

spez

bodily waste discharged through the anus

I really need to take a big spez right now.

by anonymous June 21, 2023

spez

A bowel movement, generally of the greasy kind.

"I got really drunk last night and took a nasty spez when I woke up."

by mynomduplume June 20, 2023

spez

sped and spaz an over-reactive person who is rather extremely hyper

Hey Tanya, stop being a spez.

by tanya3 June 25, 2006

Spez

Josepheenee Galloway

Your such a spez

by Hrjdhfjdiwkshdidj August 19, 2022

spez

another word for a small penis

dude, i think i have a small spez.

by KoreanEnglishBOO June 20, 2023

Spez

(verb) To make a spez of something. To ruin something that was perfectly fine, and didn't need messing with. Whilst rushing to the money, Reddit's CEO Spez managed to alienate potentially millions of loyal users, unpaid mods, disabled (and also loyal) users and then doubled down using lies and deceit in a vain effort to appear as the victim. Again.

Well darn it Mavis, you made a proper spez of that lasagne.

by more_beans_mrtaggart July 9, 2023