spermsicles

A frozen treat made with human sperm.

Geoffrey loves those spermsicles.

by flaghenshnauber August 1, 2006

spermcicle

Sperm that is frozen with the intent to impregnate a future babymama, wife, ho, bitch, slut, or any other member of the female persuasion.

Judy and Brad found a donor! They're going to bust his spermcicles out of the bank this weekend and try to squeeze out a pup by New Years.

by Miss Sperm A-lot December 15, 2007

Spermicide

A bounty hunter, or an agent, one to end all the sperms possible. Out on a mission to kill all that is possible. The true savior of our land. The spermicide, the sperm agent.

Bro, you gotta be careful I feel that the spermicide is lurking

by Hehe Boy November 25, 2019

Spermicelli

Thick stream of jizz that sticks to your cock because you didn't drink enough water.

"I was dehydrated after drinking last night. When I jerked off this morning I had spermicelli."

by mad mac October 14, 2012

spermcicle

Cock, Penis, Etc.

Suck my spermcicle biatch!

by 666 September 7, 2003

superfickle

adjective describing those who are superficial and fickle, on the surface likely to change their minds.

"When customers are ready to buy, they can be superfickle, changing their mind and choosing a different vendor quickly"

by RumpoleIsDead January 15, 2010

commiting spermicide

to masturbateexcessively, usually a session of masturbation which is done in intense private ( as if at a friends house, or a public restroom(

DUDE...Brandon Paris came to my house, and when I walked into the bathroom, I saw him commiting spermicide to pictures of (we know who)!!! I made him wipe it up!

by Northun Californya Gangstuh March 12, 2008