Spermoit

Unwanted lil fucking kid

That nigga @girlyfym/uglyfym is a lil spermoit

by Nigareq August 28, 2020

Spermante

a type of fizzy jizz/cum (sperm) that's exactly like Asti Spumante wine i.e. white, bubbly and very sticky

I'd been out dancing, when I got home I gave my bird a good seeing to with the old one eyed trouser snake and my knob exploded with a torrent of spermante!

by Flange the Inquisitor November 13, 2005

Spermbin

A person (female or male) whom you may casually use for the recreational dumping of your sperm

Jason: Hey man, I got with that Lisa girl last night.
David: Ahh, man who hasn't. She is a real spermbin.

by koosmeister July 29, 2009

spermine

(technical) a tetraamine present in semen, responsible for the smell of cum

because i was too lazy to find a kleenex to jizz into, my underwear smells of spermine and spermidine

by kevinthechemist August 16, 2017

Spermpire

A person who drains your energy by giving a blow job

Francois:" Yesterday Brenda gave me such a good blow job, she sucked the life out of me, I slept for 12 hours straight.. She's a real Spermpire!"

by Spermanator September 11, 2022

Spermit the Frog

When Kermit the Frog talks about sex, the nickname he uses

by ghyslain is a faggot September 4, 2003

Spermite

Unwanted sperm.

I must go to the doctor to get on birth control in order to avoid spermite penetration.

by ofperin May 7, 2010