speedo

A proper and very common swimming costume favoured by people young and old worldwide, except in the United States. The speedo-style suit is form-fitting, which allows for better control in the water, faster drying, and more comfort. Since Europeans, Asians and Brazillians don't obsess over penis size or automatically associate speedos with homosexuality the way Americans do, people of all shapes and sizes can wear them while swimming without ridicule.

I wanted to wear my speedo while in Texas, but I was afraid of being laughed at, beaten up and ostracized by the culturally bereft locals.

by Ashoka July 12, 2006

speedom

Speedom is the ability to rap faster than the average human. It is also a song by Tech n9ne featuring Krizz Kaliko and Eminem.

"that guy's rapping is on Speedom level."

by MegaJared March 27, 2017

spedoinkle

1. Adj., Of or relating to something wonderful.
2. Noun, Expletive popular in the Mid to Late 1800's Frontier America. (See Alferd Packer).

1. I think I know precisely what I mean when I say it's a spedoinkle day!
2. Spedoinkle! I just got my foot caught in a bear trap.

by Bryce September 12, 2003

Spedophile

A person with an unhealthy attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation.

"That spedophile wants to have a threesome with Susan and Beth. Too bad they don't have a normal number of chromosomes."

by Susan&Beth January 22, 2006

Maniac-in-a-speedo'd

To be hacked to pieces by a maniac in speedos carrying a chainsaw. From Teen Girl Squad

What's Her Face and The Ugly One got Maniac-in-a-speedo'd at camp. (Pedantic bastards)

by Snake July 19, 2006

superdocious

an adjective used to describe a person, thing, place, or event that is badass; to be used when "docious" does not fully convey the degree of awesomeness or excellence of the subject matter being described.

Derived from the infamous "supercalifragilisticexpialadocious".

- Kara: Hey, do you know if The Courteeners are going on tour soon?
Jack: I'm not sure, but it would be superdocious if they did!

- I can't believe you got us front row seats. That's so superdocious of you, man.

by bnmarty July 26, 2009

superdoper

To receive or do something amazing and crave and want more of it.

That crack was superdoper! Could I please have some more.

by Psyfiwhodini September 4, 2017