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speedbag

Rumor has it that George Stephanopoulos sports a speedbag.
by Anita Razer August 7, 2002
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speedbag

1. A chick whose face is straight up heinous, as if it had been assaulted violently, rapidly and repeatedly - the way a small-sized punching bag might be.

1(a). When said chick acts as if she is hopped up on speed or other narcotics, to the point where she is tweaking out and making next to no sense. Can go along with, or be mutually exclusive of, definition #1.
DUDE A: "I can't believe you boned that speedbag last night."
DUDE B: "I know... at least I'd had about 14 beers beforehand, and the lights were out, so I couldn't see that busted grill."
by Marsbag July 30, 2008
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SPEEDBAG

Speedbag is the bag where you use as training. But in reality you get speedbagged in the middle of the boxing Ring
Hardknockoutboxing, April north ( DeviantArt or Popeye the sailor video or image) movies that involves speedbag
by GALAXYDST March 3, 2020
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Speedbag

When you hit your nut sack with a massage gun
Stfu or we'll speedbag you.
by Lord Erne October 24, 2025
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Speedbag Scissorhands

The greatest speedbag show of our times. Spoof comedy originated on youtube by Adam Salomon AKA Speedbag Scissorhands.
I watched the greatest episode of Speedbag Scissorhands on www.speedbagscissorhands.com. It received many accolades from the famed comedic writers of Hollywood.
by Wild Bor November 29, 2009
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Speedbag fisting

To repeatedly fist in a matter of seconds.
by Klkll August 8, 2014
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speedbag armfat

It's when a fat person's triceps area is so fat it looks like a boxing speedbag.
That chick is so big I want to punch her speedbag armfat.
by Kt nola February 26, 2024
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