speedster

People whom need to build up their confidence with the help of speeding machines, due to their small penises.

Asian speedsters are often seen small stature.

by Peevee September 10, 2008

speedsofter

The Airsofter who generally carries one mag on the field (5-15 minute games) and is normally CQB games. Normally they wear a hoodie and you need to shoot them a few times (most cheaters look like this)

That speedsofter guy will not call his hits

by Gwhahshd February 27, 2017

Speedsofter

A speedsofter is typically someone who wears all black and sports a Dye Mask. Typically known for cheating, and the use of Polarstars.

The Speedsofter will not call his hits.

by SexyMuffin12 December 7, 2017

Speedskating

The act of calling up an elderly woman in the pursuit of oral pleasure, and then following up by taberknackling the phone and the elderly woman's pet gerbal. This can be done (in the case the speedskater is gay) to an elderly man as well.

Robby: "I just speedskated Old Lady Gertrude down the street. You wouldn't believe how good old lady gums and gerbal fur feels on your nuts."

Casey: "Gee wizz...I can't wait til I can speedskate my gramma!"

by Dick Tracy December 19, 2004

Speed Skater

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.

Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.

by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022

Speedsterbate

The act of quickly masterbating after someone catches on to you or sees you.

insert name thought I was jacking off, so I had to speedsterbate to make it not seem fishy.

by JustAFuckinIdiot March 6, 2018

Speedsterae

Harm is an amazing vsp editor , she chews done you flops 💪🏽 she’s also very sweet and kind

Speedsterae. Harm ily girlie giggle

by statsyshvtcsusjwjeb February 27, 2022