Spectarding

Loosing at an online game, and having to be a spectator of your team-mates, who haven't been killed.

"Yo, where are you at dave?"

"I'm spectarding bro"

by muddybonez January 2, 2021

speltard

Speltard: someone who not only can't spell worth a shit but is also too stupid to look the word up in the dictionary and correct it. Also, a person who consistently misfiles things because they can't get it through their thick head that ABX comes before AXB.

I can't believe they let speltards graduate from university." Or, "Who are the fucking speltards that keep misfiling shit around here?

by J-Bullets November 26, 2010

spedtard

person who is a special educated retard

spedtard = people who are so stupid to the point they need special education and part of the retarded club

by flikz December 1, 2020

Spactard

Where someone is acting retarded in a spasticated manor.

Look at that weirdo, she's such a spactard.

by Goth. November 7, 2014

Backyard spactard

A full-blown, several-sandwiches-short-of-a-picnic specialist whose mental retardation is so debilitatingly extreme that they are forced to live in the backyard. This living arrangement is usually necessitated by the high risk of poisoning through licking the toxic cleaning products off the windows, should said backyard spactard remain indoors.

Liverpool put in a good showing in the Champion's League Final the other night. If it hadn't been for Karius goalkeeping like a backyard spactard, they might have won the game. I knew he'd be shit the day he signed for the club using his favourite crayon..

by Anonymous submissions July 19, 2018

spectardular

adj. 1. spectacularly retarded 2. retardedly spectacular

That descent was spectardular.

by Carter85 January 11, 2008

Spedtarded

Being sped and retarded at the same time

"She's so spedtarded" said the angry man

by Xxxxxxxx vids March 15, 2019