Speckle

A very idiotic and 'special' person who has the intelligence of a potato.

Dan: 'Oh sorry I'm late, I had to go pick up my son from kindy and had to bring him home.'

James: 'That's it? I thought that would be a quick job?'

Dan: 'But then after I brought him home I remembered I don't have a son. It probably explains why there was multiple cop cars on my driveway. So, I had to clean up this mess.'

James: '... Well you're a speckle aren't you?'

by Your Neighbour, Jeff Jeffson January 17, 2020

speckled

As in "You got mud on your face/You big disgrace". Someone is speckled if they're worthless, acting like an idiot or has just seriously tarnished their reputation.

Jim, in a stroke of genius, has stuck a lampshade on his head and caromed down several flights of stairs on a matress and now is of the opinion that he's the coolest thing ever. "Man, you're so speckled."

by Memriy September 18, 2008

Speckled moon

When your liquid shit is so ferocious it blows against the porcelain and splashes up and speckles your ass.

Johnny must have had a speckled moon cuz his whitey tighties look like they have brown bullet holes in em.

by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

Speckled Red

African-American with red hair and lighter skin with darker freckles. Distant relation to the "high-yellow" African-American

That Speckled Red looks like a baby orangutan

by bnj61 March 26, 2009

Speckled Trout

During or after anal sex the penis has specks of fecal material on it when removed from the anus.

"I was giving that ass a pounding and when I pulled out it looked like a speckled trout!"

by Danimale August 30, 2016

speckled cobra

corn poop. brown turd with lovely yellow gems studded in it. not so fun to see one floating a portapotty.

Guy 1: Ugh I hate going to Warped Tour.
Guy 2: Why? The best bands play there?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I always end up waiting in line for an hour to pee only to end up with the porta-john with a speckled cobra coiled in the blue piss water.
Guy 2: Oh... dude. Umm...
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That was mine.
Guy 1: *cries*

by gross person January 3, 2009

#speckled fleebeedo

This is used when you want to describe sparkling fleece without using said words.

That is a #speckled fleebeedo that you're wearing.

by Speckled October 10, 2018