spats

A couple of retards or annoying people. Or just plain stupid people.

Person 1:Dude Kelly and George were sticking their tongues out making duck noises yesterday.
Person 2: Wow, what spats.

Person 2:HAHA OMG GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! OMG! OMG! OMG! GUESS WHAT! YOULL NEVER GUES! OM-
Person 1:Spat.

by LaurenL April 5, 2007

Spat

When a girl squirts or cums

She spatted last night with johnny.

by djisisndbejsj January 13, 2018

spat

when some one calls you "dick head", you rub your head up and down like a giant penis resebling a hand job and say "im gonna spat on you bitch!!!!"

-"dude your a dick head"
-"yeah i know(starts rubbing head) im gonna spat on you!!

by holly banana March 9, 2008

spat

home, domicile, place; apparently urban black slang first heard today.

He moved out of his spat and into his new girlfriend's spat.

by arkiebubba October 31, 2007

spat

when you've dumped your muck up some bint's ass and she farts it out

a mixture of shit and cum

i just pulled out of Gertrude and she spat all over me!

by Zeta +Shaun January 17, 2008

Spats

The rich person equivalent of socks with sandals.

"Lose the spats, you look like Scrooge McDuck."

by TheLengendaryBlackBeastOfAaagh September 25, 2018

spat

Replacement for the word spaz, meaning someone that is acting mentally challenged.

Girl: Oh dear. ... look at Jonny, hes acting like a complete spat!

by Petch Spreckley December 6, 2007