Spotsy High School

The official name being Spotsylvania High, it’s possibly the worst school in Central Virginia or maybe the entire state. This classic trash patch is known for the dumbasses from partlow and the super liberals in the suburbs. The teachers treat the students like shit and there are more drug deals in the bathrooms than a Chicago alleyway. Thankfully, most of the walls are white so when you spit dip on the wall, you can see it.

“Hey did you hear about that important person from Spotsy High School?”
“No.”
“Neither did I!”

by SpotsyltuckyFacts2 November 12, 2018

spatty wank

When the guy slaps the pussy lips around with his dick.

Guy1: Did you see that Jenna Jameson video
Guy2: Yeah dude Hella spatty wank went down in that video!!!

by Allen Gnudi December 26, 2006

spats

A couple of retards or annoying people. Or just plain stupid people.

Person 1:Dude Kelly and George were sticking their tongues out making duck noises yesterday.
Person 2: Wow, what spats.

Person 2:HAHA OMG GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! OMG! OMG! OMG! GUESS WHAT! YOULL NEVER GUES! OM-
Person 1:Spat.

by LaurenL April 5, 2007

statsy

A word used before an insult to amplify the insult itself.

"Dude Cisco can't hang tomorrow, what a statsy little cunt"

by Crimsonfucker1782 August 13, 2017

Spotsylvania County

A county in what is now considered Northern Virginia for the vast population commuting to the District of Columbia. Often associated with the city of Fredericksburg. A lot of developement and people moving to the area. With that, a lot of the rednecks are dieng out. Thank God O.O . Many cool things to come to the area in a few years such as Kalahari Water Park & Hotel (indoor) and Worldstreet (huge shopping "mall" with stores from all over the world). So Fredericksburg isn't that bad... i mean, if you don't like developement then you should move. Fredericksburg is going to be hit hard soon.

I live in Spotsylvania County.

We commute from Spotsylvania County.

We're moving to Spotsylvania County.

by glamourcide December 28, 2007

spotsyltuckian

Spotsyltuckians are the lowest breed of the inbreds in Spotsyltucky. Common features are missing teeth, confederate apparel, and a fluffy neckbeard. They’re usually found in Partlow, their cousin’s house, or in Food Lion, licking the spilled flour off of the shelves.

“Howdy cousin! Wanna get rowdy?”
“Cletus, we can’t.”
“But why?”
“Cause we aren’t spotsyltuckians.”

by SpotsyltuckyFacts August 29, 2018

Spotsyltucky

a rural phenomenon in Spotsylvania that describes the inhabitants as aimless wandering back-woods folk who tend to be missing teeth and carrying shotguns, find it amusing to set the family cat or nearest african american on fire, and enjoy outings to fairs and Food Lions on Saturday.

Spotsyltuckians are card carrying members of the KKK.

by amy October 3, 2003