Spotify ads

I just got one and they are pretty fucking annoying. I'm not gonna waste my money on fucking premium though. That shit is a waste of fucking money. AND STOP GIVING ME TOILET PAPER ADS ON SPOTIFY

spotify ads are bitch

by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020

Spotify

Spotify is a system that allows you to play music and link the songs you've listened to, to social networks(facebook) which allows you to display to your peers that you are a hip, non-mainstream person who has an impeccable taste in music.

John:"Man I really want to get Becky's attention and I feel a great way would be to use Spotify so I can show her my virtuoso taste in music."

-Plays said music

Becky:"Awwwww, I just saw John listening to Taking Back Sunday, he is so in tune with his feelings. We should date."

They start dating and live a long life together filled with marriage, kids, a couple dogs, and an excellent retirement plan. John can attribute the inception of the relationship as well as his life long success directly to Spotify.

by cheeseblocks February 15, 2012

Spotify BF

A guy on Spotify, who has the same music taste as you, which makes you 1000x more attracted to him.

Ruby: " My spotify bf is listening to music i LOVE"

by r&v May 1, 2020

Spotify and Chill

Largely the same as Netflix and Chill, but with Spotify in the background instead. It's so commonplace and well-known, Spotify even has an official playlist for it. And you can guess what kind of music is in there.

Jerry: Mate, I can hear a bunch of thudding, screaming and slow music next door again.
Danny: Sounds like Terry's having Spotify and Chill again.
Jerry: How does Terry have all the luck?

by NotCaptainSlow April 6, 2017

spotify

a music platform that always wants you to pay for premium

spotify: want a break from the ads? if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music. yes, really, if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music.

me: FINE, TAKE MY ONLY $15, I GUESS IM NOT GOING TO HAVE FOOD THIS WEEK

by ihfsdihaoifd September 24, 2021

Spotify and Chill

Appears to be an invitation to show each other some tunes, but really code for fucking while Spotify is playing in the background. Derived from the term "Netflix and Chill."

Hey! Wanna come Spotify and Chill?
Hell yeah, I'll grab some condoms on the way!

by smudge424 November 22, 2015

Spotify

An app that will give you 100,000,000,000,000 ads every single second because they want you to sign up for spotify premium, which most of us can't afford. lol

Other then that, Its a good way to listen to music, good user interface, easy to use. Bad if you want to listen to unreleased Michael Jackson songs

spotify ads are annoying, stupid sportsbet.

by munsworldddddddd November 24, 2021