I am spartacus

Refers to a scene in the movie "Spartacus" starring Kirk Douglas as Spartacus. After the army of former Roman slaves led by Spartacus is defeated in battle by legions of the Roman army, a Roman general stands before the captured surviving members of the slave army and demands that they turn over Spartacus, or else all of the former slaves will be executed. Upon hearing this and not wanting his friends to be executed, Spartacus stands up and says "I am Spartacus." However, the loyalty of his friends is so great that each of them stands forward in succession, shouting "I am Spartacus!" until the shouts dissolve into a cacophony of thousands of former slaves each insisting "I am Spartacus!" Bewildered and still not knowing which of them is Spartacus, but impressed by the loyalty he inspires in his army, the Roman general has all of the slaves crucified in a miles-long display alongside the Appian Way leading back to Rome.

Thus the phrase "I am Spartacus!" is often used to humorously start a chorus of responses of "No, I am Spartacus" among a group.

Person enters chat room and types "I am Spartacus."

100 other people in the chat room then respond with "No, I am Spartacus!", "I am Spartacus!", etc.

by LemonJoose August 16, 2006

Jack Sparrow Drunk

Drinking alcohol nonstop, never sobering up, and still accomplishing things most people can’t manage to do sober.

I can’t believe he robbed a bank, stole a corvette, and evaded the police after a high speed chase, all while swigging from a few fifths of everclear. That man sure was Jack Sparrow drunk.

by Pannoman2000 September 7, 2006

Spamtonism

The Spamton religion. We worship our lord and savior spamton and tuck him into bed and read our god bedtime stories. come join us to praise the mosquito man, amen

"Who do you believe in?"
"I BELIEVE in the BIG SHOT Lord and Saavior spamton, JOIN NOW!! Spamtonism!.🙏"

by ellgun October 16, 2021

Spamton

Just a slime who wants to give you some kromer. The best thing about him is HYPERLINK BLOCKED.

HE HE HEY! IT'S ME YOUR old friend SPAMTON!

by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021

spartaned

Getting thrashed in competition. The word has its origins in the 38-0 beatdown that the Michigan State Spartans suffered at the hands of Alabama on December 31st, 2015.

Jeb Bush is getting spartaned in the New Hampshire primary.

by Choir Boy 74 April 22, 2016

Spartan Mask

The act of laying your cock and balls on another persons face. Making them look like a spartan

“Dude, I totally spartan masked Todd when he fell asleep. He had no idea.”

by Asswithtits January 18, 2018

Spartacussing

Swearing with lots of references to poop or genitals in the style of the TV show Spartacus.

Dude 1: Words fall from your mouth like shit from ass!
Dude 2: Stop spartacussing me!

by rrsquare August 3, 2012