sparkletower 5000

collective name for the female sexual reproductive system.

origin: comes from what happens when you take a mould of the female genitalia and sprinkle it with glitter

girl 1: omg my lady parts hurt!
girl 2: you mean your sparkletower 5000?

by H&R Block January 1, 2022

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sparklecock

Specifically, fellatio from a horseface when both of you are quite bladdered/monged.

3 litres of sangria in this little trattoria in Cabbagetown, and I wound up getting sparklecocked by chick from Rexdale in a an alley in Forest Hill Village.

by spivey May 19, 2004

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Sparkleholic

A person, commonly a child, who is addicted to Sparkling cider similar to the way and alchoholic is addicted to Beer or Wine.

Oh my god, Erin is such a Sparkleholic, she drank an entire 750ml bottle of sparkling cider and she's only 10!

by JessiDlux January 15, 2008

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sparklemuffin

A nickname for a type of small spider that has a very brightly colored abdomen.

I found a sparklemuffin hiding in my room today.

by SmartyPants14 June 6, 2018

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Sparkleover is a saying used frequently by fans of the web comic, Sparklecare, as a way of saying that something is over, in reference to "its joever". The phrase is usually used a joke within the fandom, although it can be used in a serious matter. It's also part of the language, "Sparklish".

you : I've been banned from the sparklecare website..
someone : It's so sparkleover...

by YouKneeSC June 7, 2023

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