Spandork

bicyclist wearing spandex; with an attitude proportionate to the cost of their gear

His look of contempt was obvious as he rode past in his spandex and fancy gear; what a spandork!

by badbitbucket May 17, 2016

Spinorkchopyphillis

B. A spoon, fork, knife, chopstick, syphillis infected tool used for eating.

"Can you please pass me that spinorkchopyphillis so I can eat my rice?"

by Aurora September 9, 2003

Spinorkchopyphillis

Something great, awesome, good, or wonderful.

"Have a spinorkchopyphillis day."

by Aurora September 9, 2003

spnork

The ultimate table utensil. A spoon, fork and knife all in one. For the fat and lazy php programmer who is not willing to leave his desk to eat. It is the next evolutionary step to the knoon. Founded by blah who is smarterer than CaPs_

Synonym for spknork

The murder weapon was a spnork.

by [blah] May 19, 2005

Spinorkchopyphillis

A. Something great, wonderful, or awesome.

"Have a spinorkchopyphillis day."

by Aurora September 9, 2003

Spanorexic

an aneorexic spanish kid

person 1: *looking thru pics on myspace* woah look at this Spanorexic kid!!!

by maybeamazin47 November 3, 2010

Spandork

Dorky, bookworm type girl wearing spandex.

Pamela should take a look in the mirror, spandex is not her friend. Between the glasses and the sweater she really looks like a spandork

by drilldoe November 30, 2013