Spanner

A long, unbroken turd which lays across the toilet bowl and will fold in half when the toilet is flushed (extremely rare)

I'm almost 40 years old and I've pinched only one spanner in my lifetime.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Spanner

An unusually attractive girl - one who tightens your nuts!

"Check out that spanner, i would'nt mind getting into her toolbox!"

by Dainty Lardarse March 22, 2016

Spanner

Retarded mongaloid

Shut up you spanner

by _[\{< September 11, 2018

Spanner

To give someone a blowjob.

I gave Dorris M a blowjob.

by hihe April 7, 2003

Spanner

A Spanner Is A Person Who Has A Very Wide Penis Which Is Also Very Short Basically It Is A Choad

see that boy over there i bet he has a spanner

haha probably

by JBOBW04 November 8, 2016

Spanner

i've had two, and i'm 13

it's aw rold record

by ashgdjkhsopdhg October 17, 2003

Spanner

A girl called grizz

Spanner was on top form today

by Hannah August 22, 2003