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spank the monkey 

spank the monkey by waterlilly April 5, 2005

Spank the monkey 

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better
Spank the monkey by SmartName December 6, 2018

Spank The Monkey 

Bianca: "Can I spank the monkey" *winks*
Ope: "wtf that's too much!"
Gurpreet: "But I can" *wink* *wink*

Ope: "... Come let's get a room "
Spank The Monkey by Bianca2019 April 5, 2019

spank the monkey 

A fukn children's book you probably never heard of.
Y U freakin' out ppl, its just a book! "Spank the monkey lends a hand"
spank the monkey by xxdickyboyxx August 23, 2020

Spank the Monkey 

A well known phrase, usually exclaimed in commentary when Clydebank FC's Nicky Little scores a goal
That is absolutely SPANK THE MONKEY from Nicky Little. That is disgusting!

to spank the monkey 

to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself
Guy 1: How did it go last night?
Guy 2: Not so good, so I had to spank the monkey!