spank the monkey 

in houston many will say that it means anal sex, in kansas it means masturbation, mainly when guys masturbate not women but I hear in some places it doesn't matter if your male or female

I wanna spank her monkey
I wanna spank the monkey
he is spanking his monkey
she is spanking her monkey

spank the monkey by houstongirl September 19, 2009

spank the monkey 

when a woman masturbates

she spanks her monkey too much

spank the monkey by waterlilly April 5, 2005

Spank the monkey 

Another word for jerk off and wack it

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better

Spank the monkey by SmartName December 6, 2018

Spank The Monkey 

To stroke a black mandingo

Bianca: "Can I spank the monkey" *winks*
Ope: "wtf that's too much!"
Gurpreet: "But I can" *wink* *wink*

Ope: "... Come let's get a room "

Spank The Monkey by Bianca2019 April 5, 2019

spank the monkey 

A fukn children's book you probably never heard of.

Y U freakin' out ppl, its just a book! "Spank the monkey lends a hand"

spank the monkey by xxdickyboyxx August 23, 2020

Spank the Monkey 

A well known phrase, usually exclaimed in commentary when Clydebank FC's Nicky Little scores a goal

That is absolutely SPANK THE MONKEY from Nicky Little. That is disgusting!

Spank the Monkey by Doricbankie96 July 31, 2021

to spank the monkey 

to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself

Guy 1: How did it go last night?
Guy 2: Not so good, so I had to spank the monkey!

to spank the monkey by Monkey Business March 18, 2011