Spald

1) A strange, bald short man, who just doesn't care, lives in his own little world and isn't very bright.

2) A really weird face, where the person looks like an idiot, and like they just don't care, and they make a noise similar to 'myaaaah.'
1) Karl Pilkington is very spald.
2) Whoah, you just pulled a very spald face.
by HesterMotionless January 22, 2014
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spalding

Spalding is a town in Lincolnshire, full of imbred retarded morons who think the sun shines out of their rear ends. The main species of wildlife is emo, of the sub genious goth. The town has been known to be described as a blackhole on the face of the planet that sucks all living happiness out of it.
'Goodbye my dear I'm just off to Spalding to be heckled by emos, and then have my soul torn from my remains from some druggy'
by Gandalf the polka dotted December 28, 2007
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spalding

A bald-headed man, who is usually black or latino. Refers to the brand of a popular bowling ball.
by Valinda November 02, 2006
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Spald

Noun.

To have a completely bald genital region.
Dude I railed this chick last night and she was spald. It was like doing an 11-year old.
by Tonger10 June 29, 2009
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spalding

someone who should be/is about to be punched/beaten up. After the brand Spalding who among other things make punching bags for boxers.
"Hey spalding!"...BANG!
by Prince Walter April 27, 2008
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brown spalding

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.
Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.
by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009
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wild spalding

when your banging a girl from behind in the bathroom and you keep dunking her head in the toilet.
At first we thought he had given her a swirly the he told us he had given her a wild spalding.
by Bob cenco the 3rd April 19, 2007
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