1) A strange, bald short man, who just doesn't care, lives in his own little world and isn't very bright.
2) A really weird face, where the person looks like an idiot, and like they just don't care, and they make a noise similar to 'myaaaah.'
2) A really weird face, where the person looks like an idiot, and like they just don't care, and they make a noise similar to 'myaaaah.'
by HesterMotionless January 22, 2014
Get the Spaldmug. Spalding is a town in Lincolnshire, full of imbred retarded morons who think the sun shines out of their rear ends. The main species of wildlife is emo, of the sub genious goth. The town has been known to be described as a blackhole on the face of the planet that sucks all living happiness out of it.
'Goodbye my dear I'm just off to Spalding to be heckled by emos, and then have my soul torn from my remains from some druggy'
by Gandalf the polka dotted January 10, 2008
Get the spaldingmug. by Valinda November 1, 2006
Get the spaldingmug. by Tonger10 June 29, 2009
Get the Spaldmug. someone who should be/is about to be punched/beaten up. After the brand Spalding who among other things make punching bags for boxers.
by Prince Walter April 28, 2008
Get the spaldingmug. A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.
Also known as a hot fudge sundae.
Also known as a hot fudge sundae.
Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.
by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009
Get the brown spaldingmug. by Bob cenco the 3rd December 25, 2008
Get the wild spaldingmug.