Spacktop

A laptop given to people who can't write properly in schools so the teachers can understand what they write. It is handed out in schools to special needs kids and it annoys everyone becuase of the annoying tapping sound during exams.

Why have you downloaded so much porn on to your spacktop?

by Ich bin ein Berliner October 16, 2011

spackoid

some what like a retard

"you're such a spackoid"

by LilyGrace August 15, 2008

Spacktard

The type of person who rather worryingly takes photos of their own nosehairs or similar.

"Are you taking photos of your nosehair? Why are you doing that you spacktard!?"

by Spacktardacular February 25, 2010

spackted

cool, unbelieveable

That's spackted!

by LilBabyAlly August 21, 2003

spacktize

To become a spacker/retard/loser/minger/spazz.

Don't go near him John you'll get spacktized

by Dani2506 December 24, 2008

spacktard [spacker]

Cross between a spacker and a retard.

i knew you'd forget your key to the front door spacktard spacker.

by ben parkinson December 18, 2007

Spacktoise

This strange animal possesses a hard shell that protects it well as it spazzes out all over the place. Go near one and risk contusions. Famed for its howl, it can be found throughout India and on some isolated islands owned by Mr. Scare.

"I believe that Spacktoise is about to charge - pray for me."

by lardpony November 4, 2004