Spaceman Toe

A large toe on the foot that is reminiscent of a space man's helmet.

Did you see that girls toe? She has a spaceman Toe!!

by pharmman March 18, 2009

Spacebang

A spacebang is a battle in space containing many explosions and all-around amazingness. There is absolutely no connection to the beautiful act of making love in space. None.

"Star Wars sure was a sweet spacebang movie!"

by Spacebanger February 10, 2014

Dirty Spaceman

Characteristics of a Dirty Spaceman
1. Looks like Will.I.Am
2. Leaving tonight, though he has an actively bleeding contusion
3. Got that Spaceman Head
4. Is Extra Angry
5. Owns a Leopard and Kept it freestyle
6. Will not have sex with teenage chickenheads who have a flat booty
7. Is a genius
8. Used to own a frog (named Adrianne) which was released by some chick
9. Eats Bacos on his chilly, but not on his Yam
10. Loves Ping-pong and Paintball, and plays it with his crew all night
11. Looks like a Pink Bunny in the morning
12. Shaves his Pubes
13. Freaks every grandma out when he moons them

"Tonight I'm leavin/ though I'm bleedin/ now you know me as/ Dirty Spaceman yeah!

by Docula October 27, 2011

spaceman

Posts spacey things that make you go "wtf?". He must be as high as a kite, and with the grammar of a 5 year old.

Fighter of NightDarker.

spaceman: so vegetablr stock comes from the bones of what vegetables?

by FuzzyBB July 25, 2009

Spaceman Spiff

From the famous comic, Calvin and Hobbes, it is one of calvins many alter egos. He flies around in a space ship in an unknown, but cruel galaxy where he crashes and meets many gross aliens. Bill Watterson(creator of C&H) created the character when he was in high school, where the name was "Spaceman Mort." It has now grown into the spaceman we know of as spiff. Bill Watterson has said Spiff is a parody of Flash Gordon, and the setting uses elements found in regular sci-fi.

We find Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire, poised precariously over a percolating pit of putrid pasta

by Spaceman_Spiff May 22, 2009

Nigga Spacewalk

When you see a old POS pickup truck being used as a garbage truck with wooden walls built on the bed with a black person in the back jumping up and down to compress the bags so they do not fly out.

"Me and Ben saw that nigga spacewalk driving down the road."

by tantric132 June 19, 2009

URBAN SPACEMAN

The urban spaceman is ulitmateley someone who doesn't exist

Urban spaceman: I'm the urban spaceman babe, but here comes the twist
I don't exist

Rural spaceman: Sucks for you

by eR0R February 25, 2008