Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.
Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.
by anonymous October 6, 2004
Get the SPS mug.A ramp tramp, aka a Skate Park Slut. Slutty girls that hang out around skate parks for any reason other than riding a skateboard. SPS want to ride skaters rather than skateboards.
I can't shred ssbsts when those sps are here.
Why do sps always show up when I'm trying to skate?
That sps over there wants you to session under the ramp with her.
SPS are easy to spot. They are always at the skate park, but never skate.
Why do sps always show up when I'm trying to skate?
That sps over there wants you to session under the ramp with her.
SPS are easy to spot. They are always at the skate park, but never skate.
by ThrasherKOTR October 21, 2011
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You may want me to make sweet love with you lady, but my cock aint going near you with that SPS.
You may want me to make sweet love with you lady, but my cock aint going near you with that SPS.
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