souvenir poop

Your first poop at home after you return from vacation. Can consist of all-inclusive resort fare, airport snacks, or even airplane food, but it's the last thing you ate before you returned to reality.

Laundry's done. Got the dog from the kennel. Just took a souvenir poop. Party's officially over.

by SheridanFTW June 29, 2017

Souvenir Children

1)Offspring from different relationships.
2) having several children each with a different last name

Her souvenir children are the lasting reminders from each true love, and full child support from each father.

by Jprattmac November 24, 2016

Berlin souvenir

Catching a sexually transmitted disease (STD) while on vacation in Berlin.

Man, I've got some nasty discharge after making out with that guy in the dark room. It might be a Berlin souvenir.

by Teletebbi April 2, 2024

Souvenir

Souvenir- a foreign spouse brought home by a military, government, or corporate worker after being overseas.

"Dave was stationed in Okinawa for 2 years. He brought home a souvenir.

'A samurai sword?'

'No, a wife.'"

by jpm757ELC July 31, 2025

Tinder Souvenir

When you keep a tinder match (instead of unmatching) as a souvenir to remind you of a match that had once had potential -but now it's a conversation dead in the water.

I like to browse through my Tinder Souvenirs, it makes me feel better on a lonely night.

by kama4q March 26, 2021

Cincinnati souvenir

The act of a serial killer cutting off the tits or the pecker and displaying it in such a fashion as Ed gene.

Man, I fucked that bitch and gave her ass a Cincinnati souvenir!

by MilkmanJankens May 15, 2024

Souvenir Beer

A beer that is tactically acquired from an event that is typically consumed later on that day or evening

At the party, I picked up a souvenir beer for later.

by Wettoaster69 April 2, 2025