Your first poop at home after you return from vacation. Can consist of all-inclusive resort fare, airport snacks, or even airplane food, but it's the last thing you ate before you returned to reality.
by SheridanFTW June 29, 2017
Get the souvenir poopmug. 1)Offspring from different relationships.
2) having several children each with a different last name
2) having several children each with a different last name
Her souvenir children are the lasting reminders from each true love, and full child support from each father.
by Jprattmac November 24, 2016
Get the Souvenir Childrenmug. Man, I've got some nasty discharge after making out with that guy in the dark room. It might be a Berlin souvenir.
by Teletebbi April 2, 2024
Get the Berlin souvenirmug. Souvenir- a foreign spouse brought home by a military, government, or corporate worker after being overseas.
"Dave was stationed in Okinawa for 2 years. He brought home a souvenir.
'A samurai sword?'
'No, a wife.'"
'A samurai sword?'
'No, a wife.'"
by jpm757ELC July 31, 2025
Get the Souvenirmug. When you keep a tinder match (instead of unmatching) as a souvenir to remind you of a match that had once had potential -but now it's a conversation dead in the water.
by kama4q March 26, 2021
Get the Tinder Souvenirmug. The act of a serial killer cutting off the tits or the pecker and displaying it in such a fashion as Ed gene.
by MilkmanJankens May 15, 2024
Get the Cincinnati souvenirmug. A beer that is tactically acquired from an event that is typically consumed later on that day or evening
by Wettoaster69 April 2, 2025
Get the Souvenir Beermug.