A picturesque, sprawling campus located in the heart of beautiful Dallas, Texas. While some novices to grammar and/or correct punctuation may sling in comments from the sidelines - i.e. the people who've never been to or live near SMU - in regards to SMU stereotypes, such as everyone is rich, drives a BMW, and comes from Highland Park, the reality of the school is far from this fabricated fiction. SMU offers over 70 majors to students, and its student-body consists of students from all 50 states and over 200 countries. As a full-scholarship student, I'll refer you to SMU's top ten business school in the world; its #2 dance department in the country; its CCPA department, which has won three consecutive national championships for debate and research, as well as the 2005 award-winning legal debate team; its advertising institute, which has won two consecutive national advertising campaigns, including one for the State of Florida; its journalism department, which consists of numerous former Pulitzer-prize winning journalists, such as Craig Flournoy, who also is a contributing writer for the Columbia School of Journalism Review; and its graduate schools - a top tier law school, a top-five MBA program, housed by a new $18.3 million, state-of-the-art building, and many other graduate programs.
Please disregard the stereotypes - which almost always come from individuals who have been rejected by SMU.
To Note - SMU will most likely be the location of the George W. Bush Presidential Library. Do you think that the president would choose SMU if it were substandard? Think about it.
To Note - SMU will most likely be the location of the George W. Bush Presidential Library. Do you think that the president would choose SMU if it were substandard? Think about it.
by L.B. - SMU Alumna May 2, 2005
A commuter college in Marietta GA settled between Cobb Parkway, South Marietta Parkway, and South Cobb Drive.
It is an engineering and technical college that was created in 1948 as an alternative for students who didn't want to get academically raped at Georgia Tech, through a hands and applied approach.
SPSU students are more likely to get hired upon graduation, however stealing GA Tech's mascot, and bastardizing it. GA Tech = yellow jackets while SPSU = green hornets.
Like GA Tech, the women at SPSU are few and far between. This is why the acronym for this college also stands for Sausage Party State University.
Also due to this lack of women, SPSU also churns out gays who have given up on women and hook up with their room mates.
It is an engineering and technical college that was created in 1948 as an alternative for students who didn't want to get academically raped at Georgia Tech, through a hands and applied approach.
SPSU students are more likely to get hired upon graduation, however stealing GA Tech's mascot, and bastardizing it. GA Tech = yellow jackets while SPSU = green hornets.
Like GA Tech, the women at SPSU are few and far between. This is why the acronym for this college also stands for Sausage Party State University.
Also due to this lack of women, SPSU also churns out gays who have given up on women and hook up with their room mates.
Dude, let's go out this weekend. Nah, I think I'm going to stay around Sausage Party State University and work on my bromance with my roomie.
Only at Southern Polytechnic State University.
Only at Southern Polytechnic State University.
by spsuanon July 27, 2009
A school located within the city of Marietta, Georgia, most noteable for its extremely aggravating circumstance of lack of females and its resulting devastation of young men who come there hoping for new opportunity..
1. Welcome to Southern Polytechnic State University - where our women look like horses yet even so you won't be getting any because even they are all taken...
2. SPSU is 99.3225% male
2. SPSU is 99.3225% male
by anonymous dissapointed virgin September 4, 2007
Southern New hampshire University, where to begin. We could start with the shere fact that is is completely isolated from any type of quazi normal civilization. It's nearest attraction boasts a one story shoping plaza complete with quaint candy corner and the ever popular EB games. Or we could begin to discuss the campus's complete and total lack of feminine grace and charm. If girls with protruding chins, making them most closely resemble the horse strikes your fancy, then the long agonizing drive to SNHU would be well worth your while. Or, if during those romantic lip locking occations you enjoy a harsh and stiff metalic barrier accross the kanines, then you should surely visit this retainer friendly campus. The female student body here has taken webshots to a whole different level with the inticing foe puke picture. Have you ever had that overwhelming urge to fake your own hang over? Ok, well you probably have not, however, upon entering SNHU, the urge will overtake you, and you will suddenly find yourself in a bathroom stall, hugging the porcelean bowl, hair pulled back, face in anguish, staging your own regurgitation. Clearly this and other acts of randomness and idiocracy are turn ons to the rough and rugged NH male, come on now...ladies is pimps too right?...Wrong! Another favorite pass time here at SNHU is taking on multiple personas in the form of IM screen names...come on, who doesn't want to keep up with several aways, profiles and chats? Maybe the multiple persona angle isn't for you, but please, have no fear, SNHU is fully capable of catering to your needs, perhaps you'd enjoy sending anonymous IMs to your friends buddies from home? However, certain students(Jason) here lack, how shall we put it....intelect? For future reference my dear, please erase the profile, it's almost rude to have such a hearty laugh at your expense. So, how about it? Want to visit this amazing college, complete with female Mr. Ed look-likes? Hmm, perhaps not, however, please keep in mind that there is one very large plus to visiting this campus. Once you have ventured into the woods of NH to soak up the SNHU experience....you can rest assured that for the rest of your life you will forever be moving up in the world, because after this experience, you know that the worst event in your life is behind you!
Southern New Hampshire University is full of girls resembling horses, as well as boys(Jason) so ungifted in the area of intelect, that it's actually frightening.
by Amanda Willens February 27, 2006