schmitty werbenmenjensen

He is #1 and has an amazing hat that makes mr krabs wet

That's schmitty Werbenmenjensen's hat he was #1

by Purple pineapple November 13, 2013

Schmitty

Schmitty is always there for us. He is careful and cares about our feelings. Schmitty always makes us compete for him and has us rubbed around his pipi.

Schmitty makes us feel important and warm, like a bagel in the oven. His voice is soothing and masculine. We really love Schmitty :)

Let's play Jackbox, Schmitty

by sovietgoblin November 3, 2020

shmitty

da best name ever
da coolest person alive

i wish shmitty was my name

by josh choi February 20, 2005

Schmitty

A person who thinks they are very cool. They are cool, but they like to talk about sex...a lot. They are very ghetto.

You talk about sex a lot and are very ghetto, you are such a schmitty.

by boo yeah March 31, 2005

shmitty

A shmitty is the kind of person who knows how to be easy. They are generally very muscular and work out a lot, and they bench press a lot and brag about it.

They are short but buff.

Cyntatetz bro, don't mess with da shmitty bro.

by DanielIntenseBro March 28, 2007

Schmitty schmitt

The act of totally screwing something up.

She completely pulled a schmitty schmitt and got the cops called on the party.

by BubblesXLilPackage69 October 30, 2017

schmitty

falling down the stairs while being intoxicated and wetting ones pants

the next morning saras pants were all wet from her smittie the night before

by tink July 19, 2004