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schmitty werbenmenjensen

He is #1 and has an amazing hat that makes mr krabs wet
That's schmitty Werbenmenjensen's hat he was #1
by Purple pineapple November 13, 2013
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Schmitty is always there for us. He is careful and cares about our feelings. Schmitty always makes us compete for him and has us rubbed around his pipi.

Schmitty makes us feel important and warm, like a bagel in the oven. His voice is soothing and masculine. We really love Schmitty :)
by sovietgoblin November 3, 2020
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i wish shmitty was my name
by josh choi February 20, 2005
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A person who thinks they are very cool. They are cool, but they like to talk about sex...a lot. They are very ghetto.
You talk about sex a lot and are very ghetto, you are such a schmitty.
by boo yeah March 31, 2005
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A shmitty is the kind of person who knows how to be easy. They are generally very muscular and work out a lot, and they bench press a lot and brag about it.

They are short but buff.
Cyntatetz bro, don't mess with da shmitty bro.
by DanielIntenseBro March 28, 2007
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The act of totally screwing something up.
She completely pulled a schmitty schmitt and got the cops called on the party.
by BubblesXLilPackage69 October 30, 2017
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falling down the stairs while being intoxicated and wetting ones pants
the next morning saras pants were all wet from her smittie the night before
by tink July 19, 2004
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