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Sophisticated

The opposite behavior of 98% of the population below age 21.

Sophistication is a mix of knowing when a joke's over, caring somewhat about the consequences of your actions, talking about something of reasonable importance, having a good dose of common sense, not letting your immediate reactions control your life, knowing how much information is TOO much information, and not wearing wearing your jeans lower than your underwear.
Sophistiated: "Hi, Jenna. It's great to hear from you again! Yes, I'd love to come over for dinner, thanks. 6:30 works perfectly. I'll see you there!"

Unsophisticated. "Oh em gee. JENNA! Wow...like...WOW. I can so so not believe it's you, like, omigosh! Can I like...stop by or something? 'Cause my ex is in town, and he's SOOOOOOOOOO annoying. Like, stalker-ish annoying. It's sort of freaky -- hey, hello?! Like, are you still there?"

Sophisticated e-mail: Ms. Thompson, I will not be in your 4th period history class today because of an illness I've contracted. Can you please send the homework assignment to me? Thanks, Corina.

Unsophisticated e-mail: ummmmmmmmm hi ms t this is corina and im sick so liek i cant come to class and i need the hw k bai
by Just somebody. February 21, 2007
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Sophistiratchet

a person of highly educated pedigree (academically, socially & otherwise). Fluent in various forms of public etiquette yet is equally knowledgeable of the latest trap music , updated on most prime-time ratchet cable programs & conversant in the tongue of ratchet.
A sophistiratchet would make the perfect spouse for a corporate hood person.
by quba3603 January 7, 2013
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Sophistefunk

A combination of sophisticated and funky.

so⋅phis⋅ti⋅cat⋅ed
–adjective
1. (of a person, ideas, tastes, manners, etc.) altered by education, experience, etc., so as to be worldly-wise; not naive: a sophisticated young socialite.

funk⋅y
–adjective
1. stylish and modern in an unconventional way, characterized by originality and individuality; new or unconventional.

The e is also replaced with a schwa, the flip side of the e, the most common letter in English. The schwa as a symbol that permeates the language and serves to connect two different words and/or ideas.
Style is not a purple suit or flashy jewelry. Staying classic while trying something new is sophistefunk.
by ForwardUntoDawn July 9, 2009
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Sophistifaction

The feeling of satisfaction gained by indulging or partaking in sophisticated pastimes, such as wine tastings, chamber orchestra recitals, gallery openings and transatlantic cruises.
I experienced a feeling of sophistifaction after finishing the last glass of Dom Perignon.
by Klynx Kimball January 21, 2009
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a beliveable yet untrue statement from a speaker, that is drunk with the excitement of their supposed ability to use big words.

an expression used to insult someone to their face about how they like to use big words because they think they are smart. thus using irony to get the sarcastic point across.
Smartass: I think you losers are Munificent abhorritions of society as we know it

Insulter: You are a Sophistical rhetorician inebriated by the exhuberance of his own verbosity!!!

Smartass: HUH?
by Tomcat07 January 9, 2006
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Sophisticuffs

A heated battle of words between gentlemen/intellectuals. Less likely to involve physical altercations, more likely to involve cane/glove altercations.
Two upright individuals are quietly debating when one feels the other becoming too aggressive or is actively trying to instigate an altercation. The light in the immediate area dims and classical pump-up music starts to play (something like Mozart - Dies Irae) as they begin circling one another. This would be a "classic" case of some intense sophisticuffs.
by Tonyoni November 19, 2010
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Narcissistic Assholes & Sophisticated Ambient

This is a very elite & exclusive myspace group that has got everyone going. This group does not give anybody a chance to to add their myspace page. Nasa claims to be a Fashion group, not a Perfection group. Which means their standards are very high and different compare to a "perfection" group & so far they are doing a pretty good job for having a high standards rate. As for the members they are very bitchy & stuck up, they do not hold back to tell you how it is. Being apart of this group is a honored, being that they do not accept anybody into their group. Having a certain tag in your name doesn't mean anything to them either.

From what ive seen the main owner of nasa is very picky & stubborn. He also accepts people by the members approval 2, so that maybe another reason why it is hard to get into nasa.

People are already starting drama with nasa because of their standards. Which is making the group even more better. Slogan Love us, or Hate us.

People say:
"wow who owns nasa? he must be joking"
"ill join NASA just to start drama haha"
"did i get nominated to nasa? yes you did but they said fuck no & your not Nasa material"
"who is the new owner of nasa?"
"nasa is the best group"
"I love nasa"

Nasa could be the only exclusive group on myspace.
Narcissistic Assholes & Sophisticated Ambient FashionBitchy Exclusive Artistic Assholes Fun
by im you 2 August 10, 2010
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