spherical asshole

A complete asshole. An utter waste of chromosomes. Spherical because a complete asshole has no redeeming features whatsoever and is still an asshole no matter which way you look at him/her, just as a sphere presents the same circular outline no matter which direction it is viewed from.

He may have been a junkie for ten years and trashed all his friends, but even when he's gone cold turkey don't expect him to say sorry. He's a spherical asshole.

by Fearman November 11, 2007

spherical bastard

History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used it to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".

Your bastardness is as as the planets you flap about, spherical. You're a spherical bastard.

by derelictus May 31, 2010

sphecial

sphecial - That one girl that plays ROBLOX all the time, does anything for that promotion; very musty.

I just met sphecial, she was very musty.

by Atricality March 5, 2021

Sopheia

Sopheia is so sweet nice and so fucking hot she is an amzing kisser so fun to play with and and so smart all the boys would be starring at her saying damn she hot

Sopheia is so sexy

by Quick slaver June 6, 2020

Spherical

Encompassing all that is awesome.

I love Charlie's new shoes, they are totally spherical.

by JDSpherical April 18, 2008

Spherical

An unfortunately jovial specimen, usually of the female gender. Known for their buoyant breasts and blubber fluidity like a gentle ocean wave (often hypnotizing). May often be mistaken for a de-tusked walrus.

Laura: "Did you see that massive slut?"
Kate: "Yea bro, she wazzzzz maddddd spherical!"

by katekatekatekatekate July 29, 2012

spherical bastard

A real prick

He's a spherical bastard. No matter which way you look at him, He's still a bastard.

by Scooby January 10, 2003