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Shostakovich was a genius who lived under the oppressive watch of the USSR; as a result, Shostakovich composed some of the most frightening music ever conceived by man.
His Symphony No. 5 and Symphony No. 10 are (arguably) his most badass pieces.
Shostakovich was a genius who lived under the oppressive watch of the USSR; as a result, Shostakovich composed some of the most frightening music ever conceived by man.
His Symphony No. 5 and Symphony No. 10 are (arguably) his most badass pieces.
Richard: I hate classical. It's fucking boring.
Mark: You have clearly never heard of Shostakovich.
*After listening to the "Allegro" from Symphony 10*
Richard: Dude, my mind is blown.
Mark: You have clearly never heard of Shostakovich.
*After listening to the "Allegro" from Symphony 10*
Richard: Dude, my mind is blown.
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Wilbur soot is a person who has pretty hair and he’s hot
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Jokes aside (though that wasn't a joke.. don't dare say he's not adorable), He's best known for his Minecraft streams on Twitch and bullying TommyInnit. He's also very popular for his original and parody music, including I'm in Love with an E-Girl.
Canonically, in the Dream SMP he's the previous madman who was exiled with TommyInnit by Jschlatt and blew up L'Manburg. He was then killed by his father, Ph1LzA continuing to be known as Ghostbur, with only having a fraction of his previous memories, including 'The smell of bread', 'Sparring with Techno as a kid' and 'Phil protecting me'. After Tommy's second exile from L'Manburg, Ghostbur followed after his brother, intending to help him stay positive and recover.
His family consists of his father, Ph1LzA, his oldest brother, Technoblade, his little brother, TommyInnit, and his adoptive brother, Tubbo.
He essentially married a salmon named Sally and had a son named Fundy.
Jokes aside (though that wasn't a joke.. don't dare say he's not adorable), He's best known for his Minecraft streams on Twitch and bullying TommyInnit. He's also very popular for his original and parody music, including I'm in Love with an E-Girl.
Canonically, in the Dream SMP he's the previous madman who was exiled with TommyInnit by Jschlatt and blew up L'Manburg. He was then killed by his father, Ph1LzA continuing to be known as Ghostbur, with only having a fraction of his previous memories, including 'The smell of bread', 'Sparring with Techno as a kid' and 'Phil protecting me'. After Tommy's second exile from L'Manburg, Ghostbur followed after his brother, intending to help him stay positive and recover.
His family consists of his father, Ph1LzA, his oldest brother, Technoblade, his little brother, TommyInnit, and his adoptive brother, Tubbo.
He essentially married a salmon named Sally and had a son named Fundy.
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