son of a bitch

Son of a Bitch (SOB), and Son of a Gun, two variants, both euphemisms. There are varios theories regarding the origins of the phrase, however one can believe what they like. Can be put as an interjection expressing;
1. Surprise

2. Amazement

3. Anger

4. Disappointment

5. Disgust

6. Revenge

7. Gratitude

8. Etc.

1. (When discovering a friend of yours screwing with your grandmother, mother, sister, cousin, girlfriend...)
She; "Someones commin in!"
Friend; "I am baby...(realises it ain't a joke)what?really? who the..."
You;(mouth wide open)"...what?...Son of a bitch!"

2. (When you see a Nerd, getting it on with 5 very fine chicks at a party...)
Travis; "Dude...what the fuck?...you see that?"
Jason; "Holy shit..."
Both; "I'll be damned...son of a bitch..."

3. (When a silly little fucker, plays around with your balls, and a fight begins)
Opponent; "i'm goin to kick your arse!"
You; "we'll see about that, you silly son of a bitch!"

4. (When your girlfriend dumps you, cause your shit in bed)
Jack; "...hey man...don't worry..millions of other bitches in the sea...thats life!"
You; (crying your eyes out)...lifes a son of a bitch Jack"

5. (When you discover a friend of yours fucking a dog)
Dog; (trying to escape with all his strengh)...HEEELP! Get this fucker off me!"
Your girlfriend; "OH MY GOD!"
You; "...filthy son of a bitch!"

6. (Whilst taking a crap on your nieghbours front lawn, for pissing you off for some reason one evening)
Niehgbour; "What the hell do you think your doing?"
You; "What's it look like you son of a bitch?"

7. (When some friend of yours buys you a blowup sex doll for your birthday)
Tom; "here, hope you like it"
You; "aaaawww, you didn't have to, you son of a bitch"

8. Or for any other situation.

by Sollord December 24, 2006

Son of a bitch

A person who you hate and the only word you can use is son of a bitch. or a word of surprise. Related to asshole

Why the fuck did you smoke all my J you son of a bitch.

Wife: Honey, I am pregnant
Man: Son of a bitch!

by FucK You November 28, 2004

son-of-a-bitching

used as an intensive when you are angry, upset, or just want to plain kick the crap out of somebody

Example 1: (in the car) Are you going to cut me off, you son-of-a-bitching asshole?
Example 2: (at work) My boss is such a son-of-a-bitching prick.

by wolves3622 December 31, 2011

Son of A Bitch

1.An Exclamation used when angry.
2.Some guy who pissed you off
3.A male dog

1."You goddamn son of a bitch !"
2."You goddamn son of a bitch !"
3."You goddamn son of a bitch !"

by G Fizz June 28, 2005

son of a bitch

The parents of u/Y108HMZFS;

"My parents took away my laptop, so I missed online class. The teacher called them and now they blame me for it. (That happened before the Easter holidays)"

Cba to write an example. Too much effort for just 7 internet points.
Son of a bitch

by bigniggapenis April 13, 2020

son of a bitch

a phrase most commonly used to insult someone else; however it more specifically insults the person's parents, mainly their mother (in calling them a bitch)

person 1: "You son of a bitch!"
person 2: "I know... my mom IS a bitch."

by Bob Surely October 11, 2007

Son of a bitch

Term for a man but can be said to a woman too

Daughter: smack cam
Mother: bitch I hope the fuck you do you'll be a dead son of a bitch I'll tell you that

by Pimpjuice 1234 August 18, 2019