A man who jumps all around a woman, trying to be her white night while completely being submissive, and pussy whipped.
Bruh, did you see that simpanzee subscribing to all Angela’s wants and needs as if she were his personal cam model? He’s even paying her rent.
by webbergirl December 7, 2022
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by SIMPANZEE November 29, 2019
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A simp, but to a huge degree. Millennial or Zoomer who thinks he can nice guy his way into women’s pants, then gets all enraged when it doesn’t work because woman don’t actually like simps. The simpanzee is significantly worse than a simp in degree.
Look at my man buying his “best female friend” dinner again so he can not close with her. My man is a simpanzee.
by CPT Ron July 21, 2024
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