somonauk il

a tiny little down in illinois that no ones ever fucking heard of. commonly called Somotucky. corn. tractors. plaid. all that stuff tiny little schools with dbags and idiots. short people. lame ass town

never go to a somonauk IL it’s fucking horrible

by cuntbag100 April 23, 2018

Somonauk

A tiny ass town in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. A lame ass place full of corn, Hicks, and fake ass tiny tiddie bitches.

Dude I hate it here in somonauk

by Hdkskxnosn October 19, 2021

Somona

The most beautiful stunningly gorgeous girl you will ever meet. She is funny, kind, smart, a little out there (but only the best of the best are), a hot mess.
a) a happy, bubbly, fun, and loving person who always smiles and loves to encourage other people follow their dreams; b) a beautiful girl with an extraordinarily kind heart; c) one hot mama She is loyal, carting, loving, and amazing! She’s always there for her friends, you can always count on her!

Person 1: Who's that girl over there that's always smiling and laughing?

Person 2: That's Somona

Person 1: Wow. We should all be more like Somona

Person 1: Wow shes STUNNING! Whats her name?

Person 2: Somona

Person 1: Wow, yea, that makes sense.

by DWay6 June 5, 2021

Somokami

Somokami is an offencive slang word for gay or homosexual, in the same way as faggot or poofter.

I hate those damn Somokamis!

by J.O.E.94 November 8, 2011

somoan piledriver

The act of having a female lay on her back, then putting her legs behind her head, and finally ramming your dick up her ass as hard as possible without warning.

The stupid ho screamed like a stuck pig when I administered the somoan piledriver upon her ass.

by 2-piece March 29, 2003

smoojala

Describes anything that is orange and white in color.
This can include anything that is animal, vegetable, mineral, etc. that can be described in either a distinct orange and white colors, or that are a mixture of the two colors.

I love smoojala smoothies because they taste like creamsicles. Where can I find a smoojala cat with six toes?

by Donna Su July 13, 2006

somoan grill

when one is on a party bus and they get there genital sucked by a somoan (almost black) female and in the process she nibbles on his penis thinking it is a chicken drumstick

Sam Eisenberg got somoan grilled on that party bus last night by jeralyn.

by vladamire pooty May 11, 2009