Somonauk

This is a town where everyone is fake as fuck and think they are better everyone. We got Hicks , Corn, and straight up bitches :). Everyone’s too pussy to throw parties but at least we got good weed

bro did you hear how Somonauk girls have small tiddies?

Somonauk by 420GucciGang420 May 23, 2019

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Somonauk

A tiny ass town in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. A lame ass place full of corn, Hicks, and fake ass tiny tiddie bitches.

Dude I hate it here in somonauk

Somonauk by Hdkskxnosn October 19, 2021

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Somonauk • somonauk il

somonauk il

a tiny little down in illinois that no ones ever fucking heard of. commonly called Somotucky. corn. tractors. plaid. all that stuff tiny little schools with dbags and idiots. short people. lame ass town

never go to a somonauk IL it’s fucking horrible

somonauk il by cuntbag100 April 23, 2018

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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