Casa de Salmonella

A vile, wretched or disgusting Mexican restaurant. A truck stop in Wyoming, where they pour a burrito onto your plate out of a can. Any eating establishment where the food will place you in a race with the Devil for the nearest bathroom. A restaurant which, if it caught on fire, would cause cockroaches to stampede out like a heard of buffalo.

A roach-coach with a painting of the Virgin Mary on the side, and at least one missing tire, is the Casa de Salmonella.

by Bloater October 17, 2011

Somone

The name of a very eccentric girl. Always one to stand out, has a diffrent outlook on things uncommon to most people. always a realist. This is a diffrent one here from the spelling of her name to her outlook on life and the way she dresses.

Somone it's amazing how beautiful her spirit is.

by unei June 19, 2010

salmonella

a disease contracted by reptiles that spreads easily to humans. its not good to keep small reptiles around children. do not let them put the reptiles in their mouths. also, you need a protected cage for small reptiles with salmonella, because it can easily seep out and be contracted by humans. small reptiles are illegal in the united states because salmonella was contracted by many americans in the 1970s. DO NOT LET REPTILES WITH SALMONELLA BE PURCHASED! especially if they are not sold through a certified pet store.

"Becky, don't lick the small turtle or else you will contract salmonella"

by Rebecca N12345 August 5, 2007

To take somones crown

To take somones viginity or there crown

To take somones crown :Jack fell down and lost his crown and Jill came tumbling after.

by Kittenfucker69 December 23, 2016

Solomoned

When you joke about shooting up the school and you put screenshots on your Snapchat story and end up getting expelled

Yo dude I was on Minecraft last night with my dad and I think I may have solomoned

by BakedBunions February 4, 2019

Salmonella

a breed of cross-dressing salmon that now go by the name "ella". despite their proper upbringing as male salmon, they now prefer that you refer to them as Salmonella.

chuck: "check it out dude i caught a SALMONELLA!"
bob: "how the flying shit did you do that chuck?!"
chuck: "easy, fished in the sluttiest part of the reef. ;)"
bob: "niiiice, high five man!"

Lief Erickson: "Tharr she blows! Give me the net and let me catch some of this grade A salmonella. hinguh dinguh durrhen!"

by spankycookie November 17, 2010

salmonella rushdie

A serious bacteria-ailment that can land you on the Muslims' "top ten most wanted" hit-list.

The only sure prevention for the salmonella rushdie virus is to be careful what kind of books you author.

by QuacksO January 25, 2019