software

Something that crashes noiselessly.

Microsoft Windows.

by J. Thomas February 3, 2004

softwares

programs for your computer

i got some new softwares to have fun with

by softwares_ppl July 8, 2011

software

A magic spell cast over a computer that allows it to transmute one's input into error messages.

Goddamn third-rate spreadsheet software! Nobody can write good code these days.

by hawkw May 19, 2009

software

Another name for a penis when it won't get hard.

He was all software down there.

by Mike Jr. February 8, 2004

software

Computer wise, it is ran off of the hard drive as a program.

Best Buy has a better selection of software than Circuit City does.

by Josh January 30, 2004

software

Alternate (until 2007 erroneous)spelling of "softwear": non-teflon clothing.

Ex: another software user was killed in a shooting incident on 21sth and 6th street.

Ex: There's a bug in my software; I'd better buy some moth balls.

by Phaedrus42 January 28, 2004

software

Usually a computer CD that holds a program on it, anything from a game to a paint program, its just the name for a CD for use on a computer basically.

I put the software in the computer, and the program started.

by Linda February 5, 2004