soap opera

(n) 1. Real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems. 2. Fuck em and get your own life

Dude, get off your soap opera-watching ass and get a life.

by snakemanjames August 20, 2009

soap opera

a dumb and foolish way of tellin common folk that rich whores have bad lives.

soap operas are stupid. everyones has sex with everyone and everyone knows everyone somehow.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 18, 2005

soap opera

1)Any show that is watched between the hours of 10 am and 2pm that exists so that a woman can sit on a larg sofa, eat yogurt, lemon cookies, and icecream, relax. Typically are in a bad mood close to 3pm when they know the kids are coming home.
2) Any show that airs during the morning, early afternoon hours that is characterized by bad acting, a huge amount of airtime dedicated to crying, and bad lines that would never be said in real life.

' She was on the couch all day today..'
'yeah, it's those damn soap operas'

by Laety April 20, 2006

soap opera

A type of show that gets addicting overtime.

Soap opera:

Sarah: "Oh John, please don't leave me!"

John: " I'm so sorry Sarah, I love Katie more and my love for you is becoming weak. I'm sorry"

Sarah: *Sobs*

by CarlosX December 26, 2005

soap opera

Something everyone would want to happen in his \ her life once in a while, but it never happens ...

Some soap operas are a lot worse than some brands of soap ...

by Silent Bastard August 16, 2011

Soap Opera Poop

The act of taking a dump so wide in diameter that a single tear slowly falls down onto your thigh.

Person 1: yo man, last night I took a soap opera poop!
Person 2: yo man, that's whack!

by SlyBerryBabe February 21, 2012

favorite soap opera

You are my favorite soap opera! This phrase is backhanded compliment to a friend with a dramatic lifestyle stressing their entertainment value.

Lisa B, you are my favorite soap opera!

by I, Wreckerrr June 04, 2021