snurfing

Getting a blowjob from a member of the Blue Man Group.

Johnny Hopkins: Damn some crazy shit is happening at this party right now. Hey what's going on with Dave right now?

Sloan Kettering: Dude that guy is totally snurfing him right now!!!!!!!

by shiftyclaybob January 19, 2010

snurf

a pill that can be bought on the internet through random hrbal dealers. Is said to be made out of "herbal supplements", but is actually a large quantity of pure DXM. Great for recreational use.

I wanna robo trip, sell me some snurf.

by Travis Cardono February 21, 2006

snurfing

surfing the Internet while you're supposed to be having a conversation on the phone.

I was on the phone with my girlfriend the other day and she caught me snurfing because she could hear my Yahoo IM sound alerts.

by Agent 74 November 11, 2007

Snurf

A mispronunciation of the word "Smurf"

Guy 1: Jesus Christ, you look like a fuckin' snurf!
Guy 2: Hahaha, La-La-La-Fuck-Yourself!

by ArcticSkeleton February 01, 2017

snurf

A snurf is a person who farts in the bathtub or similar water-filled area, such as a pool, and bites the bubbles as they rise. Normally, it is implied as an insult.

Your such a snurf, Jeff..

by TheJew72 October 09, 2004

Snurf

Surfing for information about a specific person in a snooping manner on the internet. Often from google to wikipedia to facebook, or any combination of other sites.

I know my ex is snurfing me because she shows up in my facebook top 10 all the time.

by Shamus McCrary May 17, 2011

snurf

A pink drug that can be bought on the internet by your Uncle or another family member, and then given out to 4 of your close friends in the high school bathroom.

side effects include: Dinosaurs, pencils sporadically bursting into flames, and a long night in the hospital.

"Are you snurfing?"

"Got snurf?"

"SNURF!"

"Yo we snurfin today?"

by SNURFER! September 10, 2008