SnowStorm

To pull your dick out as you're about to cum and wave it around like you just don't care, spraying cum all over her, giving her a snow day.

"Dude I totally gave her a snowstorm last night"

"Yeah man?"

"Pulled that shit out and sprayed jizz all over here, what a snow day that was"

by TheHatterOfMadness July 21, 2014

The snowstorm

This is a sexual occurrence that presents itself when having sex with someone with a skin disorder, or severe dandruff, and they begin to scratch themselves, causing pieces of skin to fall and accumulate on and around the partners face and body, thus creating a snowstorm effect.

Betty was having sex with her hunky head manager Ken. Ken had severe psoriasis. As Ken was thrusting is swollen member into Betty's gooey love canal, he reached up to run his thuggish hand through his sweaty hair when the snowstorm of skin flaked off onto Betty's pulsating body.

by Cora LeNulty October 20, 2008

African Snowstorm

A phrase used to describe participating in sexual intercourse with 2 or more well pigmented chocolate females, then ejaculating all over them until they turn white and look like they were in a snowstorm

Bro 1: Bro I African snowstormed some bitches last night
Bro 2: brooo sick lemme join in and we can double stuff Oreo next time
Bro 1: alright np i will let u know
Bro 2: thanks brotatochip

by Pussydestroyer42069lmaogg July 24, 2018

Alaskan Snowstorm

The act of having your asshole fisted full of white bakers flour and then proceeding to fart in the face of the fister

After the Big Country concert Sambo asked Nugara if he could fist Nugara’s asshole full of bakers flour so that he could give Sambo an Alaskan Snowstorm.

Nugara happily obliged but when Sambo realised that Nugara had been eating baked beans and cabbages the whole previous day he literally turned white as a ghost!

by Craig McNamara March 26, 2020

Snowstorm Roulette

Deciding whether or not to do your work due the next day. Betting on whether or not the snowstorm will be big enough to cancel work

Hey dude. Did you hear there might be a snowstorm tonorrow. Will you be studying for the test tomorrow?

No. I am playing Snowstorm Roulette. School will be cancelled.

I hope you're right

by An Observant Dad February 18, 2011

Siberian Snowstorm

When an individual is laying on his back masturbating, and just before he ejaculates, he rolls his legs up over his shoulders so the cum drips on his face. Also known as "pulling a deep abyss" because doing so can get you into such a deep hole of homosexuality, no degree of heterosexual acts or "no homo" exclamations can dig you out.

Person A: Sorry I'm late, I got caught in a Siberian Snowstorm.
Person B: What's all that white stuff on your face........?

by Bunsack McGoo January 5, 2009

german snowstorm

The process of ripping out some of ur pubes and sprinkling them onto someones head

"I just gave my brother the german snowstorm"

by BBBallA10 February 6, 2007