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snowbirding

Snowbirding is when a male sneaks up on a sleeping female, opens her left eye and ejaculates inside of it. After this, the male opens the right eyelid and spits in it, before punshing her, forcing the cum through her eyelids, down her nasal passage, up into the lungs, before it is excreted via her mouth.

History: This word was Unveiled after reading the history of Lord Byron II court appeal, after being accused of sexually molesting his wife.
"Yo hommie I went snowbirding last night, and I think that your mother left a present on your carpet."
by Miss Kosberg December 31, 2004
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snowpiling

The act of parking your car behind one of those parking lot snowpiles in order to hide your indiscretions.
Kelly and Tom decided to go snowpiling so that his girlfriend wouldn't see his car.
by larrymccoy December 2, 2010
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