snorrendous

Unbearably boring.

After ten minutes of his snorrendous lecture, we were all sound asleep.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ June 16, 2009

Garfield snorkel

When a man sticks his ball's in a woman's mouth and slaps his cock across her face while the woman sucks in on the man's balls.

"Dude, I gave her the Garfield snorkel last night. My ball sack is so saggy."

by TheSnorkel January 18, 2008

sneaky snorkel

The act of trying to consume alcohol without detection. Sometimes applies to drinkers under 21, but is more often used to describe an adult who enjoys an alcoholic drink at potentially inappropriate times.

May also be shortened to just "snorkel"

She keeps a small flask in her purse for the occasional sneaky snorkel.

Where's Chris?
I think he's outside having a snorkel.

by rassoodock September 7, 2009

Snorefest

A very boring person, event or occasion

There's no way I'm coming to the Chelsea game. It'll be a complete snorefest.

Did you go to the party last weekend? It was a snorefest of epic proportions.

by nader0102 October 2, 2008

Nob Snorkelling

An individual who performs fellatio as much as they breathe. British English equivalent term for Cock Snorkeling.

Kelsie can’t keep Brad’s dick out of her mouth she’s nob snorkelling.

by TheHardOne69 August 10, 2021

snorked

To inadvertently burn someone, especially in a card game or competition.

You are playing Texas Hold 'em, and winning the hand until your opponent hits his card on the river. You have been snorked.

or

You are playing softball and winning by 7 runs going into the last inning. The opposing teams roars back, scores 8 runs, wins the game, and in so doing, they have snorked you.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 8, 2010

Snore D'oeuvre

A small nap taken before one's big, main sleep at night.

I'm off for a snore d'oeuvre on the sofa.

by Lu Mars April 23, 2018