Snookie 

A name for the shortest most hobbit-like person in a group of friends, typically someone who tries to deny or takes offense to comments about their small stature. This should be used in place of the person's real name.

Hey Snookie do you need a booster seat for that barstool or should i just put you on my shoulders?

Dammit Snookie! Maybe we could get more girls if you weren't always creepin around like Bilbo Baggins.

Snookie by Donny who loved Bowling January 27, 2010

Snookie 

Main Entry: Snoo· kie
Pronunciation: \sə-noo-key-\
Function: noun, adjective
Date: 2009

: relating to or being a dirty vagina : maintaining a superficial outlook esp. concerning promiscuity: extraordinary nasty and probably bad smelling up close

— snoo·kie·ish adverb

— snoo·kie·d transitive verb

"Damn Regg! That snookie made my house stink!"

"Is that a snookie I smell, or did someone microwave a cat?"

"James got snookied by a prostitute at his bachelor party."

Snookie by KB5K February 3, 2010

snookie 

a bitch getting her shit rocked

bitch u better leave me alone fo' i snookie yo junk

snookie by wordupguru December 26, 2009

Snookie 

An anal sex move involving a pale white dwarf that speaks in broken english and has melanoma from over tanning. Pickle penetration is the most common form.

Brother, I just snookied your sister. she took a whole jar of pickles in her ass.

Snookie by Pickle Pumper March 8, 2011

Snookie 

An ugly creature with orange skin, walks around humping people and screaming "SNOOKIE! SNOOKIE!" it is fat and wears to much jewelry, and too-small tops. ~Courtesy of South Park

Kyle: OH FUCK ITS AFTER ME!
Snookie: SNOOKIE! SNOOKIE!

Snookie by fhnfdbjnsd December 26, 2013

snookie 

pet name for a lover or bf/gf.

He is my snookie! or I love you, Snookie, Muah!

snookie by Anonymous October 17, 2003

snookie 

A crazy drunk bitch that is also known as a guidette that is deseperate and will do anything to get a penis on her vigina.

Girl: I am fucking drunk and horny right now. I want to have sex with you.
Guy: hell no!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you are such a snookie

snookie by Fucking hate the Jersey Shore November 24, 2010