Snookie

A name for the shortest most hobbit-like person in a group of friends, typically someone who tries to deny or takes offense to comments about their small stature. This should be used in place of the person's real name.

Hey Snookie do you need a booster seat for that barstool or should i just put you on my shoulders?

Dammit Snookie! Maybe we could get more girls if you weren't always creepin around like Bilbo Baggins.

by Donny who loved Bowling January 27, 2010

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Snookie

Main Entry: Snoo· kie
Pronunciation: \sə-noo-key-\
Function: noun, adjective
Date: 2009

: relating to or being a dirty vagina : maintaining a superficial outlook esp. concerning promiscuity: extraordinary nasty and probably bad smelling up close

— snoo·kie·ish adverb

— snoo·kie·d transitive verb

"Damn Regg! That snookie made my house stink!"

"Is that a snookie I smell, or did someone microwave a cat?"

"James got snookied by a prostitute at his bachelor party."

by KB5K February 3, 2010

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snookie

a bitch getting her shit rocked

bitch u better leave me alone fo' i snookie yo junk

by wordupguru December 26, 2009

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An anal sex move involving a pale white dwarf that speaks in broken english and has melanoma from over tanning. Pickle penetration is the most common form.

Brother, I just snookied your sister. she took a whole jar of pickles in her ass.

by Pickle Pumper March 8, 2011

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An ugly creature with orange skin, walks around humping people and screaming "SNOOKIE! SNOOKIE!" it is fat and wears to much jewelry, and too-small tops. ~Courtesy of South Park

Kyle: OH FUCK ITS AFTER ME!
Snookie: SNOOKIE! SNOOKIE!

by fhnfdbjnsd December 26, 2013

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