Toilet Snooker

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.

"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"

by Gaff December 19, 2006

Cart snooper

A person who studies the contents of other people's shopping carts. They can be found perusing the aisles of your neighborhood grocery store or waiting behind you in line at the checkout lane.

The cart snooper quickly looked away after he was caught red handed studying the contents of the woman's shopping cart at the local grocery store. Little did he know, he was being cart snooped by another person all this time.

by IrritableLegend June 8, 2015

Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered

"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"

by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013

cooter snooter

One who frequently indulges in the sweet aroma of pussy, or one who enjoys a nice big whiff of some sweet ass cooter, or one who enjoys vigorously snorting a clit.

Every where I go I can still smell Dean's mom's twat because I am such a cooter snooter. I love cooter snooting Dean's mom!!! She likes it when a little bit of her clit gets stuck in my nose. Dean's mom likes it in the ass too.

by Jimbo Strokenbalz November 11, 2007

Ping spoofer

Someone who is bald and likes the number 14 using there 4chan hacking skills to make you bald.

I am a ping spoofer

by Ur moms ex girlfriends brother August 20, 2020

snooders

The act of pouring liquor into bottom, underside part of a shot glass and snorting it.

Man, I was so messed up, I took 10 vodka snooders. Cleared my clogged up nose though.

by taus7590 June 18, 2009

snooker surprise

A fumbling guy attempts to mount a woman from behind but alas hits the brown and not the pink,

Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.

by The Course Man November 14, 2013