Like cockblocking, but against women. Shoeblocking is the act of preventing or highly discouraging a woman from buying shoes.
My wife was in Macy's looking at a pair of Donald Palmer's when I totally shoeblocked her by asking to see the price tag.
by CygnusX October 5, 2010
Get the shoeblock mug.The act of blocking one's swag. Intentionally or unintentionally getting in the way of one's swagger.
I was getting it in with this chick when he just came up to me to talk about Call of Duty... Totally Swagblocked me
by Liryc Lerom June 10, 2011
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by DonutsAreForTheWorld October 14, 2016
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Get the sloblock mug.Happens when someone calls "Shotgun!" before entering a friends vehicle and someone goes and take the shotgun away from you
Even though Hunter clearly called shotgun while we were walking to the car, Lennore still shotblocked him we got there.
by roubarb424 December 8, 2009
Get the Shotblock mug.Typically a word used in Southern England and Wales as a synonym of a blocked nose. It’s the words Snot and Blocked put together.
by HELLOOOO February 22, 2021
Get the Snotblocks mug.A playful gesture in which one person fingers their asshole with two fingers; ensuring they are well covered with ass crap and proceeds to jam one each shit finger into one each nostril of the nose of one unsuspecting person. It is preferable to use the index & middle fingers and attempt to get third knuckle deep in both the asshole and the nostrils. This is is similar to the dirty nosebleed yet does not result in the recipient having blood poor from their nose (This act is considered much safer).
that beotch at the club dissed me in front of my boyz, so I retreated to the bathroom, stealthily reappeared and gave her a right nice rusty snotlocker....perhaps next time she will think twice before turning my offer of dance down
by Capt Fruit Basket January 26, 2011
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