Knobstacle

Somebody, friend or otherwise, who is oblivious to the fact they are cock-blocking you.

Dave: "Hey, what's wrong John?"
John: "I'm trying to be cool around Jess but that indie hipster guy from her economics class is a huge knobstacle."

by Dailyfrank March 15, 2014

slobstacle course

Surroundings that have become difficult to navigate because of excessive clutter.

I nearly tripped and broke my neck passing through the slobstacle course my kids left in the living room.

by mistert20032003 March 24, 2009

knobstacle race

A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.

I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.

by Keith Boot May 25, 2007

Snotstache

what forms when a child has so much mucus running out of it's nose that it begins to flow out of both nostrils and over the lip and/or down to the corners of the mouth. In extreme cases, this can extend beyond the corners and run down to the chin, creating a sort of "Fu-man choo" style of snotstache.

"Eww...I dropped my kid off at daycare today and that sickly kid with the snotstache was there. I guess everybody's catching something this week!"

by xtina22 March 16, 2009

Nobstacle

Any driver who -
-parks on pavements or in cycle lanes
-blocks dropped kerbs
-tried to block filtering cyclists or motorcyclists
-fails to react and move for emergency services

I had to swerve around a total nobstacle while cycling home today.

by Don’t be a nobstacle! January 19, 2019

Knobstacle

1. Some dickwad who gets in the way of you making progress.

2. Cockblocker.

1. I was due for a promotion, but was scuppered by a knobstacle in my office.

2. That fox in finance was definitely up for it, but that knobstacle Dave buggered it up for me.

by Gary The G-Dawg January 5, 2021

knobstacle

someone who becomes a knob by getting in your way

Naomi's walking to the Cafe, and a student gets in her way. She thinks to herself "What a Knobstacle?"

by naoaro November 16, 2011