Sidefucking

The act of fucking people on the side while in a horrible long distance relationship. Since people cannot cope with long distance relationships they need the additional sexual satisfaction of having sex with other people. The long distance partner cannot possibly satisfy the other through the use of phone or web sex, so additional partners are required to quench this desire.

D: So how's your boyfriend in Vancouver doing?
J: So fucking bad, thank god I'm sidefucking.
D: Oh I know what you mean, sidefucking is essential. Like when I was dating that chick in Utah.

by Tetherel November 8, 2010

spitefuck

when you shag your ex's best mate, close friend, or sibling to get back at them.

"My ex boyfriend is shagging your ex girlfriend. How dare he! Those sort of people are out of bounds! we should probably fuck?" "spitefuck hey?"

by grape peach cherrie September 24, 2009

Slidefucking

The act of a man putting the top of his penis on a girls vagina during sex, but rather than going in it, rub it up and down, with his penis between the tops of the girls thighs. Very useful when intercourse is not desired for one reason or another. Condoms are unnecessary, but optional.

"hey, were you having sex with that girl last night?"

"no i wish, we were just Slidefucking."

by balltoohard10 December 31, 2011

Skypefuck

Being completely nude on a video chat program, such as Skype, Oovoo, Etc..

Man, you know that bitch Tonya? She Skypefucked me last night bruh!

by LulzForDeadRabbitz July 30, 2010

smilefucking

The art of someone telling you what you want to hear, but unlikely that it will be taken seriously or actually happen.

He seemed very open to the customer request. Or he was just smilefucking us.

by Karl Jarrells February 16, 2021

snapfuck

When overzealous lovemaking results in bones breaking, i.e. "snap".
Can be described as a snapping fuck.

"Wow, me and mah gurl had a real snapfuck last night, my collar bone is broken"
"sounds like a real snapping fuck!"

by saynsh December 15, 2011

snakefuck

A logistical nightmare or hopeless entanglement of many separate things/people. Picture a writhing mass of snakes all trying to mate with each other.

Also commonly known as a clusterfuck or The Willage.

The security line is a snakefuck now that the TSA has introduced the full-body scanner.

by The Willage Idiot December 4, 2010