Skimbone

An unusually skinny and long dick. Also referred to as the opposite of a chode.

My girlfriend wanted a blow-job but I knew my skimbone would go too deep.

by KwazyWordMan April 1, 2015

simboobies

Jake's boobies

*earth begins to shake*
p1: imagine all the titties that were bouncing during an earthquake

*earthquake starts*
p2:Aaaa imagine the simboobies

anyways go stream upper side dreamin'

by nihilist injeolmi November 9, 2021

skimboarding

Skimboarding's kinda like trying to skateboard on a quarterpipe that’s coming right at you...A quarterpipe that, if you don’t get there in time, is gonna explode right in your face.

by mike October 6, 2003

stimbo

Some triflin’ ho tryna get your stimulus money.

Rick - Becky didn’t give a shit about Jared before he got his stimulus.

Tom - Yeah, she’s a stimbo.

by Busta Dusta April 16, 2021

skimboarding

What you tell the really hot out-of-town girls who ask what you're doing with a board on the beach (ignore the others who ask). More commonly called "skimming" by those involved in the sport...

"hey ;)... what's that called?"
"skimboarding...ya wanna learn?"

See also skimming

by SotaSkimmer April 6, 2005

scimbo

Someone whom uses the same sheet of toilet paper more than once. Also, bit of a dick.

Yo mate, that guy over there, with the hot pants, he's a right Scimbo.

by Hot Dogaroo January 4, 2018

scimboltron

One who is very opinionated but always of the wrong opinion. The words origin is unclear but it began to appear in street talk in early 2010 and rapidly spread.

Louis Walsh is a scimboltron, isn't he Stephanie?

by FrogFaceJones January 2, 2010