SnapFap

To prepare and execute the act of masturbation in the selected time frame of a snapchat

Person 1: "bro, mikaela sent me a 3 second snapchat"
Person 2: "were you able too..."
Person1: "yeah i chucked a mad snapfap"

by Ryan Batten July 9, 2015

Snarfblat

A pipe- from the disney film "The little Mermaid"

Scuttle:
(Holding pipe) Ah - this I haven't seen in years. This is wonderful! A banded, bulbous - snarfblat.

Ariel and Flounder:
Oohhh.

Scuttle:
Now, the snarfblat dates back to prehistorical times, when humans used to sit around, and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So, they invented the snarfblat to make fine music. Allow me.

by [e-mail] April 11, 2006

Snarfacum

When you sneeze, fart, and cum at the same time.

"I think we've all sneezed and farted at the same time and farted and cum at the same time, but sneezing, farting, and cumming at the same time, or snarfacumming, is truly special."

by ElJefeSTI August 30, 2016

snaffleburger

A slang name for female genitalia, often one that has been much used and has a hint of kippers.

Man1: "Look at that sexy bird"
Man2: "Yeah, but I bet she has a snaffleburger"
Man3: "I agree. Can you smell fish?"

by Waldopop March 26, 2011

snaffletooth

a particularly bad case of snaggletooth

me: dude, why is that snaffletooth always snafflin' at me?

k-dog: man, eat sschidt.

by scabeater January 18, 2010

Snarfblatt

The name scuddle gave the pipe in The Little Mermaid

Scuttle: I haven't seen this in years, this is wonderful.
Ariel: What is it?
Scuttle: A banded, bulbous snarfblatt.
Ariel & Flounder: Ooooooh.
Scuttle: Now the snarfblatt dates back to prehysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music.

by Shannon Elizabeth August 13, 2005

snarfleblogging

The over consumption of blogging sites through excessive posting, reading or both.

A person who snarfleblogs is known as a snarfleblogger

I haven't seen your buddy in days. Is he snarfleblogging again?

by Foznots April 23, 2010