swapportunity

The opportunity to swap a higher calorie snack for a Yoplait Light

Swapping a 300 calorie doughnut for this 110 calorie strawberry shortcake is a good swapportunity

by Brizzo123 February 28, 2012

snapportunity

The opportunity to take a snap, for snap chat.

"That was an amazing snapportunity, I can't believe I missed it!"

by vhs2015 June 21, 2014

Supportunity

n. When an opportunity for a stand-up paddleboard (SUP) adventure presents, it can be described as a supportunity.

Alex: Hey! Beautiful day to be out on the water!
Julie: Sounds like a supportunity!
Alex: Awesome sauce!

by Elena Chantal July 24, 2021

snipertunity

the perfect alignment, esp. as in video games, of location, weaponry, and victim.

you've found the perfect vantage point. you're well-hidden, you've just reloaded, and along comes the hapless enemy. snipertunity.

by phoenix maximus May 4, 2010

naportunity

The small window of time where you're able to squeeze in a nap.

It's getting too late in the day for my nap, I think I missed my naportunity.

by Cupcake1010 March 12, 2017

swapportunity

swap·por·tu·ni·ty (swapp-er-too-ni-tee, -tyoo-)

noun, plural -ties.
1. an appropriate or favorable time or occasion: The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.

2. a situation or condition favorable for attaining the specific goal of trading ones spouses for sexual activity.

3. a good position, chance, or prospect, as for advancement or success in the swinging lifestyle.

Origin:
2012; Chicago advertising firm Schafer Condon Carter. --Yoplait Yogurt "Spelling Bee" tv commercial. (Portmanteau> combining swapping with opportunity)

The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.

by Just4Lovers January 12, 2012

Shoportunity

An advantageous shopping opportunity either unexpected or foreseen in which passing up would cause significant discomfort or regret.

I found these Michael Kors shoes on sale today and it was a shoportunity I just couldn't pass up.

by MontanaC March 4, 2009