Paranormal Snacktivity

When an anonymous person or persons eats a noticable amount of the snacks in your house; and nobody fesses up when parents/siblings get pissed off and the issue is adressed. A great excuse to get your family off your ass.

Sister: Where the hell did all of the oreos go?

Me: i dont know.

Mom: Bullshit, you're the one who had friends over last night! I just bought those oreos yesterday morning!

Me: Looks to me like some paranormal snacktivity..

Everyone: Ahh.. I see..

by indie_indeed March 3, 2011

Paranormal Snacktivity

When someone has an extreme urge to snack. Most often occurs late at night.

Dude, there was some serious Paranormal Snacktivity going on last night at my house...

by TylerIsRANDOMIZED October 14, 2009

Paranormal snacktivity

Eating spooky, Halloween or fall themed foods while participating in an obligatory seasonal activity.

I'm grabbing some pumpkin spiced anything and spooky cookies for tonight's paranormal snacktivity of watching scary movies.

by anonymous September 15, 2023

snacktivist

A group of snack loving individuals who came together early in 2016 in the name of clowning YallQaeda. They are a diverse group, and there are rumors they may be agents of some shadow arm of the US government, perhaps well paid trolls bent on destroying the so-called militia in Burns, Oregon. They love snacks and they worship a deity named simply "Mildred". Not much else is known about this secretive group.

Snacktivists worship Mildred.

by Curbb May 2, 2016

Snacktivist

1. A person who participates in activism by providing humorous feedback to terrorists who demand snacks. 2. A person who sent dildos to the Oregon Standoff at Malheur Bird Sanctuary. 3. A person who creates snack related memes. oregonstandoff snacks for Y'all Queda Vanilla Isis Agent McSteamy

There is no end to what a Snacktivist can do.

by Wildflower95694 October 13, 2016

snacktivist

Also used for a group that formed to mock and troll the Oregon terrorist militia and their on-line supporters because of their call for snacks while occupying a federal bird sanctuary, and the fact they were such easy targets for mockery. 15000 strong, their snacktivism consisted of sending such things as gummy penises and dildos to them, along with a 55 gallon drum of personal lube. Their patron saint is St.Mildred of the Lemony snacks.

There was a great deal of joy among the snacktivists when the FBI arrested the leaders of the seditious group.

by Wild Clover October 10, 2016

sharktivity

A term for shark related activity.

On the East Coast where there is a significant increase in sharktivity, the Atlantic Great White Sharks are known to hunt and then eat the researchers who have tagged them.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019